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Monday, 11 April 2005

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    Room Noises
    By Eisley
    Marvelous Things
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    For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the  rules when
    dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit  guide will help you to
    understand just how it works.
    Remember, in the world of romance, one single  rule applies:
    Make the woman happy. Do something she likes,  and you get points. Do
    something she dislikes and points  are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing  something she expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is  played.  Here is a guide to the points system:

    > >  SIMPLE DUTIES
    You make the bed.....+1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative  pillows.....0
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled  sheets.....-1
    You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
    You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
    When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to  Kleenex.....-1
    When the Kleenex runs out you use the next  bathroom.. -2
    You go out to buy her extra-light panty  liners with wings...+5
    In the snow .....+8
    But return with beer.....-5
    And no  liners.....-25
    You check out a suspicious noise at  night.....0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it is  nothing.....0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it is  something...+5
    You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
    It's her cat.....-40

    > >  AT THE  PARTY
    You stay by her side the entire party.....0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
    College drinking buddy.....-2
    Named  Tiffany.....-4
    Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
    With breast implants.....-18

    > >  HER BIRTHDAY
    You remember her  birthday.....0
    You buy a card and flowers.....0
    You take her out to dinner.....0
    You  take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
    Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
    And it's all-you-can-eat  night.....-3
    It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night,  and your face is painted
    the colors of your favorite  team ..-10

    > >  A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
    Go with a pal.....0
    The pal is happily  married.....+1
    The pal is single.....-7
    He drives a Ferrari.....-10
    With a personalized license  plate (GR8NBED).....-15

    > >  A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
    You take her to a movie.....+2
    You take  her to a movie she likes.....+4
    You take her to a movie you  hate.....+6
    You take her to a movie you like.....-2
    It's called Death Cop III.....-3
    You lied and said  it was a foreign film about orphans...-8

    > >  YOUR  PHYSIQUE
    You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
    You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get  rid of it.....+10
    You develop a noticeable pot belly and  resort to loose jeans and baggy
    Hawaiian shirts.....-30
    You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

    > >  THE BIG QUESTION
    She asks,  "Does this dress make me look fat?
    You hesitate in  responding.....-10
    You reply, "No, I think it's just your ass".....-100
    Any other response.....-20

    > >   COMMUNICATION
    When she wants to talk about a problem:
    You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
    You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
    You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
    You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her  saying "well,what do you think I should do?".....-100
    You have fallen asleep.....-200

    > >  ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
    You  talk.....-100
    You don't talk.....-150
    You spend time with her......-200
    You don't spend time with  her.....-500
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000
    GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!!

Tuesday, 08 March 2005

Tuesday, 15 February 2005

  • my season starts in 2 days!!! and at ELON i get to see Sara. I'm so psyched about this weekend!! all I can say is ladies we gotta GIT R DUN!!

    -re

Monday, 07 February 2005

  • So finally today we got to go outside and play softball.... ya know like real softball players do. then i got to chill with tina (who i haven't seen in like 10 days) and catch up on all the news and such. i got to drive 15 min into Annandale to get to a car wash so that my car  isn't quite so dirty and finally i'm going to class. back to class to learn about art. who gives a shit about art? what is art? who cares...but whatever. so yeah...

    quick thanks to all of you who made my birthday great... i love you all. i'm finally 20 and only 368 days until i'm legal...lol.

    and the countdown is sill on... 10 days til ELON...

     

    love ya'all

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